I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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galaxys4:

don’t call me daddy in bed call me mayor……..tell me how cute my town is

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emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil

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korranation:

Watch a sneak peek of the gameplay in the upcoming Legend of Korra video game RIGHT HERE!

korranation:

Watch a sneak peek of the gameplay in the upcoming Legend of Korra video game RIGHT HERE!

supremebeyonce:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

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hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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meanplastic:

'my new year's resolution is to start working out'

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buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

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fuckyeahzarry:

When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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