clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

(via houstargaryen)

(Source: katewinslet, via houstargaryen)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via wintersoldierr)

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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(via megustamemes)

teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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(via adam-rikard)

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

(Source: teejayguanabana, via kingcumsalot)

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

(via kingcumsalot)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via kingcumsalot)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via kingcumsalot)

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via kingcumsalot)

albinoninetales:

playing pokemon as a kidimage

playing pokemon as an adultimage

(Source: leggo-my-eggos, via teen-derp)

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

(via heyfunniest)