highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

dansbody:

*war flashbacks*

(via nopevelli)

(Source: people.com, via s23x)

(Source: monkeyrubster, via estland)

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

(via nevereverbeensosatisfied)

taggedbooty:

when you hear everyone flipping to the next page but youre still on question 2

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(via estland)

fedae:

which way is she facing

fedae:

which way is she facing

(via estland)

seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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(via thatpunnyguy)

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor